ELECTORAL COLLEGE · CLOSED

- Your voting location is determined by your IP - Whichever title leads a state wins ALL of its electoral votes - International voters get 3 Electoral Votes - Most electoral votes at close wins. A tied state is too close to call and awards nobody

This week's panel is Elijah, Austin, Alyona, and Jon Favreau!

Closed Sep 11, 2026, 4:30 PM PDT

THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE HAS SPOKEN

▶ TO: Pole Dancing for Democracy

153 electoral votes · 10 states

Alaska · 3 EV · No votes yetAlabama · 9 EV · Leading: TO: This is a Sickness Competition (1 vote)Arkansas · 6 EV · No votes yetArizona · 11 EV · No votes yetCalifornia · 54 EV · Leading: TO: Pole Dancing for Democracy (9 votes)Colorado · 10 EV · Leading: TO: This is a Sickness Competition (1 vote)Connecticut · 7 EV · Leading: TO: One Combo Adderall/Xanax Prescription Later (1 vote)Washington DC · 3 EV · No votes yetDelaware · 3 EV · No votes yetFlorida · 30 EV · Too close to call (2 votes)Georgia · 16 EV · Leading: TO: Pole Dancing for Democracy (1 vote)Hawaii · 4 EV · No votes yetIowa · 6 EV · Leading: TO: Pole Dancing for Democracy (1 vote)Idaho · 4 EV · No votes yetIllinois · 19 EV · Too close to call (3 votes)Indiana · 11 EV · Leading: TO: The Pod Saved America (1 vote)Kansas · 6 EV · No votes yetKentucky · 8 EV · No votes yetLouisiana · 8 EV · Leading: TO: One Combo Adderall/Xanax Prescription Later (1 vote)Massachusetts · 11 EV · Too close to call (3 votes)Maryland · 10 EV · Leading: TO: One Combo Adderall/Xanax Prescription Later (1 vote)Maine · 4 EV · No votes yetMichigan · 15 EV · Leading: TO: Pole Dancing for Democracy (3 votes)Minnesota · 10 EV · Too close to call (2 votes)Missouri · 10 EV · Leading: TO: This is a Sickness Competition (1 vote)Mississippi · 6 EV · No votes yetMontana · 4 EV · No votes yetNorth Carolina · 16 EV · Leading: TO: This is a Sickness Competition (1 vote)North Dakota · 3 EV · No votes yetNebraska · 5 EV · No votes yetNew Hampshire · 4 EV · Leading: TO: Pushing a Hotness Agenda (1 vote)New Jersey · 14 EV · No votes yetNew Mexico · 5 EV · Leading: TO: Pole Dancing for Democracy (1 vote)Nevada · 6 EV · No votes yetNew York · 28 EV · Leading: TO: This is a Sickness Competition (1 vote)Ohio · 17 EV · Leading: TO: Pole Dancing for Democracy (1 vote)Oklahoma · 7 EV · No votes yetOregon · 8 EV · Leading: TO: One Combo Adderall/Xanax Prescription Later (1 vote)Pennsylvania · 19 EV · Leading: TO: Pole Dancing for Democracy (1 vote)Rhode Island · 4 EV · No votes yetSouth Carolina · 9 EV · No votes yetSouth Dakota · 3 EV · No votes yetTennessee · 11 EV · Too close to call (2 votes)Texas · 40 EV · Too close to call (2 votes)Utah · 6 EV · Leading: TO: Pole Dancing for Democracy (1 vote)Virginia · 13 EV · Leading: TO: This is a Sickness Competition (1 vote)Vermont · 3 EV · No votes yetWashington · 12 EV · Leading: TO: Pole Dancing for Democracy (1 vote)Wisconsin · 10 EV · Leading: TO: One Combo Adderall/Xanax Prescription Later (1 vote)West Virginia · 4 EV · No votes yetWyoming · 3 EV · No votes yetAK3AL9AR6AZ11CA54CO10FL30GA16HI4IA6ID4IL19IN11KS6KY8LA8MA11MD10ME4MI15MN10MO10MS6MT4NC16ND3NE5NM5NV6NY28OH17OK7OR8PA19SC9SD3TN11TX40UT6VA13WA12WI10WV4WY3Vermont · 3 EV · No votes yetVT3New Hampshire · 4 EV · Leading: TO: Pushing a Hotness Agenda (1 vote)NH4Rhode Island · 4 EV · No votes yetRI4Connecticut · 7 EV · Leading: TO: One Combo Adderall/Xanax Prescription Later (1 vote)CT7New Jersey · 14 EV · No votes yetNJ14Delaware · 3 EV · No votes yetDE3Washington DC · 3 EV · No votes yetDC3The Internet · 3 EV · Leading: TO: Pole Dancing for Democracy (5 votes)WWW3

MOST ELECTORAL VOTES WINS · 271 = MAJORITY OF 541

  • ▶ TO: Pole Dancing for Democracy153 EV

    21 votes · 10 states

  • TO: This is a Sickness Competition86 EV

    8 votes · 6 states

  • TO: One Combo Adderall/Xanax Prescription Later43 EV

    10 votes · 5 states

  • TO: The Pod Saved America11 EV

    2 votes · 1 state

  • TO: Pushing a Hotness Agenda4 EV

    5 votes · 1 state

  • TO: Simulacrum Vibes0 EV

    3 votes · 0 states

  • TO: Snack Closet Drama0 EV

    2 votes · 0 states

  • TO: You Gotta be 'All In'0 EV

    0 votes · 0 states

  • TO: Nice Pivot from Doomerish0 EV

    0 votes · 0 states

  • TO: A Real MAHA Nightmare0 EV

    0 votes · 0 states

51 VOTES NATIONWIDE